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Good Food Isn’t Good Enough Anymore

I met a friend for dinner recently at a new Italian restaurant that was getting a lot of buzz. When we arrived for an early reservation, the bar was full and the decor was predictably minimalist and modern. It was the kind of restaurant that made you feel like you’ve been there before even though you hadn’t. The silhouettes in the bar area made it almost impossible to read the tiny font of the menu. Maybe it was the shadowy light, but the cocktail glasses looked sad and shrunken, struggling mightily to make a two-ounce pour look generous.

Delicate handmade pastas were flying out of the kitchen while we sipped on our Campari-less Negronis and waited for our meal to begin. We were surrounded on all sides by privileged millennials slugging back overpriced Rosé. As the parade of delicious pastas arrived to our table—Vongole, Ravioli, Rabbit Ragú—there was a sameness about the whole affair that didn’t feel as special as it did twenty years ago when nobody knew what the hell burrata was and everyone thought salumi was a misspelling. The food was good, but it felt like a meal I’d eaten a hundred times before.

Americans used to be ignorant about food. We’re still ignorant about many things—politics, climate change, soccer—but not about food anymore. Our newfound worldliness is a blessing and a curse. We expect more from restaurants but it takes more to satisfy us. Cooking comfort food has become too comfortable.

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This puts chefs in a difficult predicament. Delighting guests that are more food literate can cause restaurants to prioritize innovation over flavor. As they push harder for new discoveries, their kitchens become more experimental but they inevitably function more like sterile laboratories than as incubators for culinary creativity.

Satisfying more discerning guests also puts undue pressure on the front-of-the-house to entertain. Staying out of guests’ way used to be a feature of attentive service, now it may be perceived as negligence. Table-side shtick makes service feel more like busking, unapologetically drenching guests in manufactured charm lest anyone forget to leave cash in the guitar case on their way out.

I recently dined at a new restaurant reinforced these ideas. The food was quite good and the kitchen hit all its marks, but it felt uninspired somehow. The obligatory Sashimi style raw fish appetizer—stripped naked of its Asian roots—was Anglicized and safe. The compulsory pan-seared rhombus of farm-raised white fish sounded as fresh as a bottle of Santa Margherita Pinot Grigio in the early 90’s. A vegetarian dish, blatantly pandering, headlined the entrees but even vegetarians would probably swipe left on its predictable presentation.

Many articles have appeared lately about the “New Nostalgia” that has seen the resurrection of relics of America’s culinary past like the gaudy pomp and circumstance of Chrome trolleys carrying Prime Rib and Flinstonian slabs of Chateaubriand buttered up and sizzling on Mauviel copper pans. It would seem that once certain chefs run out of fertile new ideas or futuristic flavor combinations, nostalgic cooking becomes a convenient style to fallback on.

Perhaps some diners, too, long for the days when chefs didn’t exist to challenge our palates; they were there to simply feed us. There will always be a segment of the population that wishes we could “Make Restaurants Great Again.” But as with American politics in the Trump Era, yearning for yesteryear causes us to build more walls than bridges and too easily forget just how far we’ve come.

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Dining Tips

Ordering Side Dishes as Appetizers is Lame

Waiters are accustomed to dealing with people’s dietary peculiarities. Unfortunately, some guests find joy in manipulating the menu in unreasonable ways to suit their needs or their budget. It comes with the territory, so servers learn to live with guests who obsess over finding loopholes to get what they want. Menus are only templates for success, not rule books, but of course—like everything in hospitality—some diners take more liberties than others.

There are guests who request to have their salad served after their entrees because they think it makes them seem more cosmopolitan. It doesn’t. Others will order appetizers as their entrees because they prefer to eat light. It’s not ideal, but it’s forgivable. Occasionally, there are guests who cobble together small plates into a makeshift meal or ask the server to course out their food in an unorthodox way. Experienced servers know it’s pointless to resist. Just give the people what they want.

But one menu hack that most servers find unnerving is when guests order side dishes as appetizers. Although there are exceptions, the decision to order a side dish as a first course is often a veiled attempt to game the menu to save money. Even the most well-intentioned guests come across completely obnoxious when they do it.

Side dishes aren't mean to be appetizers.

Naysayers will bristle and scorn at the elitism of presuming that menu items should only be served at the times of the meal that they are intended to be. They’ll say if people want a small dish as their appetizer, it’s their prerogative. Why should you ostracize those people, even if the decision is a financial one? This is a totally valid point. But just because you can do something in a restaurant doesn’t necessarily make it right. You shouldn’t order a sandwich, ask for more bread and then make a second sandwich by redistributing what’s inside the first one. Yet some people do. It’s everyone’s right to do it, but it’s still a bad form.

Implicit in these choices is a disregard for the experience that a restaurant is trying to craft for its guests. Of course, guests have no obligation to follow the menu, but ignoring the framework altogether comes with risks. Many side dishes aren’t as satisfying on their own as they would be complementing main courses, especially when those plates are designed to be shared for the table. I’ve had so many guests ignore my advice against order side dishes to start and then be absolutely miserable with the boring plate of whatever steamed vegetable they had to have. In the end, they cheated themselves.

So follow the template that’s given to you, whenever possible. It’s better to have the side dish come alongside your main course (as it was intended to be) instead of having it come beforehand. Even if it means you’ll end up waiting longer or feeling out of place while your table mates enjoy their appetizers. After all, it wouldn’t be called a side dish if it was meant to be the center of attention. Accepting that fact will improve your dining experience, I promise.


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