Dining Tips

Pick on Someone Your Own Size

What the H-E- Double Toothpicks?
What the H-E- Double Toothpicks?

Don’t ask the waiter to bring you toothpicks. Would you ask us to bring you toilet paper when you get up to use the bathroom? Because that’s how it feels. We do not exist to help you groom yourself. We bring food. Try limiting your requests to things that can be consumed. Picking your teeth at the dinner table is disgusting anyway. If you have some parsley or leftover chewed-up ribeye stuck in your teeth, show some class and excuse yourself to the restroom or grab a toothpick from the host stand on your way out.

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