When you order decaf coffee, there’s no need to remind your server to make sure it’s not caffeinated. There is always a chance that anyone could go rogue and poison you with regular but, mostly, you’re just being paranoid. It’s pretty rare that even the most vindictive waiter pulls the old switcheroo with coffee service. Suspicious guests will usually attach a threat of calling us at 3 AM if it’s not really decaf. This doesn’t phase many servers, though, as we are rarely asleep by then. In fact, we’ll probably still be out at a bar drinking heavily and laughing with each other about how we snuck an espresso shot into your cup of decaf because of your threatening behavior. Just kidding!